for real though, personal posts get a bad rap
like i will see people apologize for making a lot of them and i’m just
dude
a) it’s YOUR blog, you can recite the greek alphabet one post at a time if you really want to
b) you don’t owe your followers shit
c) personal posts are fucking interesting, man. if i am following a blog i am okay! with knowing about the person behind that blog! nobody’s gonna begrudge you having a life outside the intermajig and talking about it.
*SMASHES the reblog button into a million pieces*
Send me some weird shit
Send me all the weird crazy personal shit you want
ask me anything
my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess
*goes to make a personal post* actually you know what never mind better internalize this shit
types of breakdowns (a personal compendium):
- the standard, classic, timeless DUDE HOLY FUCK EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I WISH I WAS DEAD
- time to self harm not as a cry for help or some shit but because i fucking deserve to be in pain
- everything is making too much noise and i’m crying and people are yelling and it just makes it worse
- breathe in my direction and youre dead to me
- bro. bro listen. nothing i experience is meaningful in any way on the cosmic scale. bro, were all going to die and well be reduced to the nothingness that we clawed our way out of. bro? bro?
- only one (1) thing has gone wrong but im crying anyway
- time to cut off all my friends and remake my personality because the one i have is horrible and i cant keep disappointing people
- flashback til i puke! a new hit single
- irrational anger & violence
- listen im well aware that someone needs to be responding to this situation in some way but youve got the wrong guy. possibly the correct fleshsuit, but the wrong guy
- hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
feel free to add more
*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*
what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot
Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood
